| Achievement Name | Achievement Description | Points |
| Toads in a Hole | Complete Feed the Fantasy. | 10 |
| Road Rash | Complete To the Queen. | 10 |
| Parks & Recreational Violence | Complete At the Carn-Evil. | 10 |
| Enough Toying Around | Complete So That’s How That Works. | 10 |
| Should Get the Pants First | Complete Time for Plan B. | 30 |
| Came, Sawed, Conquered | Complete Stumped. | 15 |
| Logged Out | Complete A Hard Axe to Follow. | 15 |
| A Test of Medal | Complete The Trials of Pummel Horse. | 15 |
| Jeff of a Sleighsman | Complete Mis-treatied. | 30 |
| We Were Provoked | Complete Spacebrawls. | 15 |
| Learning the Ropes | Complete We Go High. | 15 |
| STREET JUSTICE! | Complete Street Justice! | 15 |
| Hiking With Friends | Complete Bigger Than It Looks. | 15 |
| Galaxy’s Most Wanted | Complete Most Unwanted. | 15 |
| A Mountain Sense of Unease | Complete Reaching the Peak. | 15 |
| With Friends Like These… | Complete A Rock and a Hard Place. | 20 |
| Rebooting Battletoads | Complete Emergency Stations. | 40 |
| Into the Third Dimension | Use your tongue to reach a new plane. | 5 |
| B-B-B-BLOCK BREAKER!! | Smash through 50 enemy block attempts. | 15 |
| You’re Dead, You Ding-Dongs! | Surrender to your arch-enemies. | 20 |
| Season Two When? | Complete the story on any difficulty. | 20 |
| Battlemaniacs | Defeat 100 enemies. | 20 |
| Special Effects | Use 200 ’Toad abilities. | 20 |
| Mighty Morphing | Finish off 200 enemies with morph attacks. | 20 |
| Thoroughly Tested | Destroy 50 enemies in space combat. | 20 |
| It Begins… | Get your first collectable. | 5 |
| Scratching an Itch | Get all collectables in a level. | 10 |
| Making Progress | Get a total of 25 collectables. | 15 |
| I’ve Started So I’ll Finish | Get a total of 75 collectables. | 30 |
| Did You Use a Walkthrough? | Get every collectable in the game! | 60 |
| Three Is the Magic Number | In 3P Co-Op, all three ’Toads attack the same enemy. | 10 |
| Reviving a Classic | Revive another ’Toad during Co-Op play. | 10 |
| Not All Toads Are Equal | Earn a participation award in Co-Op. | 10 |
| Jeffortless | In 3P Co-Op, all ‘Toads grind a rail at the same time. | 10 |
| Hack-Door Shenanigans | Hack a door in Co-Op. | 10 |
| Live and Let Drive | In 3P Co-Op, stay alive on bikes together – for 300 seconds! | 20 |
| Can’t Touch This | In Co-Op, complete Time for Plan B without taking a hit. | 20 |
| To Me, To You | In Co-Op, build up a 100-Hit combo. | 20 |
| Toad Cuddle! | Finish the game on ‘Battletoads’ difficulty. | 30 |
| Brawling… With Style! | Earn your first ‘S’ Rank from an encounter. | 15 |
| Straight-A Student | Earn 20 ‘A’ Ranks from encounters. | 15 |
| Dodgebrawl Champion | Finish a fight without taking damage. | 5 |
| Hey, This Is a Rental! | Score 75 near-misses while riding a rented turbo bike. | 15 |
| Photobombed | Take an enemy’s photo when it’s in warning distance. | 15 |
| Be Tight | Deal with your friends without any restarts. | 20 |
| Take This, Axeman! | Find a way to keep a Champion’s weapon stuck. | 5 |
| Toad It Off & On Again | Repair your ship without any reboots. | 10 |
| The Purge | Escape from a Topian in less than 4 minutes. | 20 |
| Mementoads | Prop up the Jercurian tourism industry. | 5 |
| Warped Sense of Humor | Find the ‘Warp Wall’ while riding a turbo bike. | 10 |
| Dealt a Lucky Hand | Get a flawless victory in Toadshambo. | 5 |
| Not Just for the Holidays | Land a streak of 15 hits while destroying a totem. | 15 |
| The Dlala Code | Enter the Dlala Code. What could it be…? | 5 |
| Blink and You’ll Miss It | Defeat 25 pink eyeballs during Time for Plan B. | 10 |
| Hit the Drop | Freefall more than 10 meters while escaping a Topian. | 10 |
| Extra Credit | Watch the credits! You know you want to. | 5 |